2nd June 12
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Ramblings of someone who is no one.
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2nd June 12
- Class is too quiet
- Stomach: Ladies and gentlemen I shall play you the song of my people.
31st May 12
- Mum: Why is your room always so messy?
- Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they'll trip over something and die.
30th May 12
one night two parents went out for dinner
a few hours later the baby sitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room
the dad told her to get out of the house and call the police and that they didnt have a clown statue
when the police got there it turned out they did have a clown statue and the dad had alzheimers
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30th May 12
Off to see snow White and the huntsman in 20 minutes- chris hemsworth get in me
